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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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