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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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