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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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