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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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