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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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