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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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