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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Stella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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