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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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