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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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