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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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