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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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