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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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