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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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