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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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