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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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