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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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