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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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