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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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