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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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