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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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