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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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