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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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