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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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