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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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