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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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