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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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