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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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