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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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