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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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