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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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