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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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