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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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