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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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