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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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