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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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