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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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