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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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