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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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