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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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