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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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