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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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