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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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