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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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