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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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