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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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