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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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