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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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