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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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