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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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