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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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