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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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