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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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