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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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