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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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