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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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