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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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