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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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