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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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