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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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