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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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