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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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