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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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