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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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