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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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