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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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