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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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