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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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