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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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