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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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