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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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