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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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