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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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