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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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