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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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