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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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